Heritage Ohhhhhhhs

Bron and I swear by theseThroughout this fair city you will find this amazing cereal (crunch like y'all wouldn't believe) at variable price points: Strictly Bulk has them for $8.25 and I got them at JR's Natural in my 'hood for $7.99 once. But then my god, just up the street at Good Catch, I LOVE THIS STORE, but they have them for a sad $11.00. You read that right.

Anyway, they're worth all the pennies, I just don't know why some of these places are squeezing me so much for them? I know how to bargain shop.

Haunted, freezing

What is better than Frozen Ghost?

Quite simply, Turkey

Turkey

What would Tarzan's girlfriend dislike about dating him?

Lady: Uhhhh, living in the jungle?
Family Feud host: Living in the junnnngggggle!!!!

Mind your g*d-d*mn business

Dollarama pregnancy tests

Excerpt:

hello,

the local dollarama in bridgewater NS sells these.
i called and talked to the manager about them and was told, “dont f**king call us about this. mind your g*d-d*mn business.”

i was speachless. the manager also refused to give me the dollarama head-office contact info and i cant find it on the net.

if anyone knows it, please let me know.

Bobby

Pink A White

I saw a nail place today, of course called something like Hollywood Nails, and just below the name of the store it said BIO GEL - PINK A WHITE - SOLAR GEL

Um, pink a white?

What's your ebonality?

I needed a bandaid at work just now. The only one I could find in the first aid kit is dark brown and called "Ebon-Aide."