Humanart

Yesterday Bron and I were on the bus and there was a guy sitting across from us with a big canvas that was so large it was covering up his entire body and all you could see were his hands grasping either side of the canvas. I said to Bron, "Imagine that [canvas] was a human?" and then he laughed quietly so as not to draw attention to himself and said, "That doesn't make any sense, but it's still really funny." Shucks.

Warm things

It smells like warm Italian meat in the kitchen at my work. There are no people around nor any meat.

Gross.

Stealing, nothing more than stealing...

Good morning,
Today I drop into our common kitchen (my office is in a university residence building (!?)) and notice that my favourite mug is missing. When I come back into my office to inform my colleague of this, she informs me that all our office bowls and dinner plates are missing too. This reminds me of the time our office coffee pot went missing. Colleagues were in flames! Then someone discovered it in the freezer, with an inch of frozen coffee in the bottom.
Tsk tsk you uni students.