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Dog poisonings caused by teen's pot cupcakes

Baconator: Meatatarians hate lettuce

"You won't have to pick off any annoying lettuce." Wendy's is officially trying to kill everyone.

Baconator:
> 6 strips of bacon
> 2 hamburger patties
> no annoying lettuce to pick off.



















From qstmagazine.com: "Wendy's introduced its popular Baconator in June 2007, and has sold more than 68 million since then."

Me: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Giraffe, meet Leopard

Last week I was sitting outside of a health food store on Bloor, wearing my new giraffe print flats. A rather eccentric new age hippie woman, wearing a massive leopard print trench waltzed out of the store and sat beside me on the bench. Her: "Nice shoes."

Am-african.

Online dating

Around the corner from my house, here last weekend, Bron and I shared the most wonderful, moistest, sinful date square of maybe all time (sorry mom.) Me: "I want to date this date square."

I didn't even try!

Neat huh?

Bron e-mailed me this link with the subject line: neat creatures.

Neat creatures? More like my greatest fear TO DATE. Hello: TERRORIZING other aquatic life!? This reminds of the time I had a dream about "water chickens" (which are like frogs with completely transparent skin), that I couldn't distinguish as fact or fiction upon waking. Also reminds me of the time that a like 250kg squid AS LONG AS A SCHOOL BUS washed up on a faraway shore. Not far enough if you ask me.