The Afteryoge

The buildup for yoga is just like the way it used to be with swimming lessons - all this tension and nervosity prior to the class and then it all just melts away after the teacher yells at you for a while to swim faster and tread water for like 20 minutes straight. I'm telling you, hot yoga is amasian. I swear I burnt like 10,000 calories this week. When I'm walking home after, I move about 7 times slower than normal and almost forget my own name.