Pins and needles

Who does THIS happen to anymore!?

At lunch I was sitting cross-legged, eating a slice of pizza under a tree when I noticed it was time to head back to work. But gawd, when I stood up and began walking across the street, I couldn't have felt like more of a fool! with my two lame feet among all the strapping undergraduate students and professors. I don't think I can ever show my face on this campus again.

To top it all off, I think I also now have several bites probably from some small brown ants that were hanging out under the tree. %$^&#*