My slapstick morning

OMG, as I'm getting ready for work this morning, running late, my life turned into a slapstick. While primping in the washroom, my whole makeup bag completely tipped over, dumping everything onto the floor - stuff went behind the toilet, on/in the toilet brush, near a plunger; oh yah, the real deal - and when I came back up from picking up most of these things I unbelievably hit my head on the sharp corner of my medicine cabinet. How? Why? I actually said out loud, "Oh my god, I'm TRYING to get ready!"
Friday it is!