Rice and cookies

Rice: Just got done mangeing (aka eating to the English speaker) an amazing sandwich from Rice Bar that cost me $6.90. It's called the Kensington (the sandwich, not the market). Definitely try it. Two of the highlights? Tofu and kimchi. Oh, and spinach. Can't remember the other stuff, but comes out to be a pretty great samwidge.

Now for the cookies: I was asked to order a traveller of coffee and some cookies today from Starbucks - enough for 5 people for a meeting. When I placed the order over the phone I ordered 10 cookies - figured, people probably won't have two each, but let's be generous. But then at the last minute, I thought, let's make it an even 12. Well my god, I had NO idea how big their cookies are. These things were like wagon wheels. The real kind of wagon wheels too, not like those snacky things you eat when you're 8. GAWD. I just went into someone's office right now, only to see a half eaten cookie thrown into the garbage. Those cookies cost $23.73!!!! At least it ain't my money...

Up to my neck in it

I'm just inundated and in love and whelmed (not over nor under) with this shazz right now:

Unncessary quotes

BAAAAAAAAAAA! I LOVE this. Shrimply the best!? I can't handle it. I really can't. This kind of stuff is my life. Not only is it improperly quotationized, but it's also a play on words!!


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Wal People

My genius colleague turned me onto maybe the best blog I've ever seen

People of Walmart

Unnnnbelievable. Tell me if you visit it and don't appreciate it. Then I won't appreciate you. Hahah. Says my old roommate of peopleofwalmart.com, "wow. I think it's scientifically proven that this website is the most accurate representation of American life on the internet(s)."

Bravo.

Cakey poo

Just read thestar.com and found an article on this great blog. Check out this amazing cake as a little taster:



Hey, hey? Any takers?

Solid soul

I bought some white like 350 thread count bedsheets last year at Winners. No, not these



and finally just slapped them on the bed two nights ago. They are amaaaaaazing. The first night I felt like I was sleeping between two slick slices of white tuna. They're that good. What could be better - combining two of my loves: sushi and sleeping.



Oh god, now I just want sushi. Maybe I will visit Simon Sushi on my lunch today - in the words of Wayne Campbell, "Excellent." Bron and I are headed to newly reopened Nazareth tonight, and then to Comedy Bar for some Catch 23 with VEE BARRRZ!!

"Talk to me" -Uncle Jesse

You know what I hate, when old people, unfamiliar with such unbelievably advanced technology as the answering machine leave a message on my voicemail at work stating they'd like me to call them back and please "leave a message if I'm not here." Oh really, is that what I'm supposed to do when the recording of the person on the other end says "Please leave a message and I'll call you back."!? You should really follow those instructions??

I could use somebody

This morning I brought in my own special mug to work, as some __ stole my perfect mug given to me by my former temp agency. It is huge, has multi-sized purple and pink polka dots and says Diva on the side.