Starboned

Bron and I always call Starbucks Starbones. Don't steal my thing.
On a related note, I was just in Starbucks picking up an afternoon Americano. Just to the side of the counter I noticed a girl writing something with a Sharpie on a coffee cup sleeve. Seconds later she handed it to the male cashier with a "You can call me anytime." Score! The guy next up at the counter said, "I wish I had your job."
Reminds me of the time I asked out a bouncer at a pub in Waterloo yeeears ago. I gave him my number on a shred of paper and said, "Call me." After I walked away a spell he called out, "I probably won't call you - I have a girlfriend!"
Probably won't? I like those odds.