Checklist for cab drivers

Last nite I took a cab home after falling asleep standing up at a show at the Gladstone (Slim Twig and Black Dice, the latter of which I wasn't even conscious long enough to enjoy.) My cab ride home was so ridic. I asked the guy for $2 change. He then scrounged around his cab for money explaining he had just given all his change to the last guy (then get more!!!!$#%^) and then ended up giving me a handful of bullshit and said, "Oh, I think I'm 20 cents short." Thanks a lot dicklick. The whole time he was searching for change he was like, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, oh, there's a car behind me." Please! You drive a CAB. You NEED CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!