Have any of you seen those lame ass commercials by Brand Power? By the way, as an aside, they don't in fact help you "buy better" at all: they are hired by the companies featured in their commercials to say nice things.
Anyway, my most hated Brand Power spot as of late is the one for
Quaker Chewy Peanut-Free bars.
Okay, how many times can they legally say the name of these bars in one commercial? They say it WAYYYY too many times. And, to top it all off, it's a really stupid name. They keep talking about how they're great to take anywhere, in case other people are allergic to peanuts. Alright, Brand Power, so you're telling me I have to look out for other people's lives now when considering a snack on the effing go? Maybe that's cool for kids in elementary schools and stuff, "Dear Parents, Please don't bring in peanut products due to Janie's fatal reaction," but now, this is real time. If you are bulldozing around out there on earth and have special life requirements, that's your deal not mine. We ain't in the 'classroom' anymore, dearie. Now you're trapped in the classroom of life, where the learning ended years ago. Have to fend for your %#$%& self now.
As you can see, this Brand Power commercial has left me quite incensed.
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